These are the things i'm continuing to do..

so basically since my life consists of popping pills and sititng on the couch i figure i might as well record this goofy stories of what is happening to me.
Lets start with yesterday morning. It is 6 o clock and i wake up and i woke my mom up asking her if i could have more vicodin (my theory is its better to keep up than catch up on pain meds) so she gives it to me and i lay back down but i dont feel tired yet so i turn on my tv and power rangers is on..they havce some new one called power rangers RPM whatevfer that means. but i thought it was the BEST show of my life ...by now the vicodin had obviously kicked in. and i forced myself to stay up and watch it, i thought it was soo freaking interesting..like cars fly out of their stomachs now and stuff..but at the end it said To Be Continued...and i was piiiissedd so once i got over my intial anger of them not finishing what was probably the best show of my lifetime and i came up with the best idea ever. i decided that when i woke up i would set our DVR to tape every single Power Rangers RPM that was going to play for the next 2 weeks. It wasn't until i woke up and the drugs had worn off for the most part that i eralized that watching this above the influence was probably going to be a lot less cool.
then later i was laying on the couch and it was time for more of the meds so mo gave them to me and about 10 minutes later i was like 'mo these are good times. dont you love good times? we're sitting here, changing our lives by watching oprah. we're laying here..we can sleep. we can chill. we are eating creamsicles. we can just have good times. lets do the macarena mo. want to do the macarena? i'll do it with you mo. because there are good times' hahah so yes, i did the macarena. mo didnt. but i knew she wanted to...deep inside.

this morning i woke up at 730 and went and got 2 vicodin which i havent taken since the last time i wrote in this...becasue it made me shaky and nauseous. but seriously the pain was soo bad this morning and i didnt know why. so i took the medicine..and when i woke back up at 11 i had blood on my teeth. which i dont think is supposed to happen. so i put those guaze things back in my mouth and let me tell you, that is EVEN MORE disgusting when you aren't on anesthesia. because they are so dry. and they just sit in your mouth. doing nothing but soaking it up. and there was some blood. my mom thinks maybe i grind my teeth in my sleep which is ripping up my mouth. who knoowws. hopefully it goes away...like now. because its gross and i have to work tomorrow. :(

these are the things i know.

today i went to get my wisdom teeth out. i met my doctor and we went back into the room and he was talking to me and i told him iwas going to byui and he was like no way i went there! shocking. EVERY SINGLE dentist in the history of dentists are mormon. so i talked to him about that for alittle bit and he put the IV in. then he said he was going to go get his boss, then his boss came in and he goes
"you have a bandaid on your finger..what happened?"
me: i cut it on a pudding cup.
him: im going to put a sedative in your IV in a second okay?
me: (my vision got really blurry..iti felt like i was shaking my head really fast) whoa. this feels strange (oh and let me just add that my head is not even against the headrest, im still half sitting up.)
him: seriously? on a pudding cup?
and next thing i know i am in a completely different room and FREEZING. there is a girl next to me who just got her wisdom teeth out i guess and her dad is there reading over some paper. i guess he glanced up at me and thought i was having a seizure because i was violently shaking. seriuosly. so he like raises his voices and hes like "EXCUSE ME!! umm nurse???? i think this girl over here needs you!!!" so the nurse comes over and asks whats going on and all i could say was 'im cold.' so i think the dad was kind of embarassed, but i dont blame him. it felt like i was having a seizure.
i had these longs guaze things coming from my mouth and they kept dripping blood on my clothes (oh and let me add, my outfit was dannng cute haha) so the nurse had to change them like 8 times in 5 minutes. it was disgusting. Oh and this is kinda funny...they had to take my glasses off to do the surgery and when we were getting ready to leave i remembered that i needed them..but my voice was really high and scratchy cuase they had to put a tube down my throat so i tried to say it but the nurse didnt know what i was talking about so i made two circles with my fingers and held them up to my eyes so she would know thats what i needed...and when i brought my hands up to my face i hit my glasses. hahah. she told me someone picked me up and carried me to the different room and then put my glasses on my face for me.
then we walekd out and got as far as the lobby before i had to sit down again. meanwhile i still have these guaze htings coming out of my mouth and im stillw aking up from anesthesia so everyone in the lobby stared at me and i think they were scared because as i stood back up i locked arms with my mom and started singing 'we're off to see the wizaaarddd' not even kidding :)
then we went to walmart to get all of these prescriptions but i didnt want to wait in the car so iw ent inside and sat infront of the pharamcy..i cant even tell you how disgusting the guaze is, you put it in and literallly within 2 minutes they are SOAKED. mostly with spit because you cant swallow and obviously its just going to soak up whatever is in there. so next thing you know you have bloody spit dripping on you (because the guaze sticks out a good 2 inches from your mouth making it easier to put in and take out) good times.
i think thats the worst part. it makes me nauseous and i stood over the sink with my mouth open and blood literally just pours out. its sick. so i drank gatorade from a bowl..with a spoon. and ate pudding. the end. for now. Now i am going to go becasue this vikodin is kicking in and my heart is racing and im really shaky.
sorry this was so long but i guess ti makes up for all the days i havent writtenanything.

what what

this is an update on my life.
im going to school june 4. im taking two classes. american foundation and writing foundations.
im a primary teacher for the 4 year olds..i havent started yet though.
and currently im watching Planet Earth. you know that ridiculously expensive movie? well yeah, today its on the discovery channel. its really traumatizing but interesting.
the end.

hahha

me and my mom watching american idol
me: whats the name of that guy sitting next to him?
mo: jose.
me: no thats not it...OH i know! ...jorge.
mo: oh thats right. i knew it was an H name.
hahha

a sad day.

today as i was driving to a store i got rear ended. it was a green light but people were turning right so we were still braking...well i saw a girl behind me coming fast so i scooted up a little more and then braked and then i stare at her in my rear view mirror like a creeper and i watch her glance down and then look up with a panicked look on her fae and then BAM she hits me. luckily i kinda saw it coming so i was prepared to slam on my brakes so i didnt fly forward and hit the car infront of me so we pull into some apartment complex and luckily there is no visible damage to my car but the girl is soo dumb. shes like a little older than meand she wa slike mannn my insurance is going to go waay up. grrrreat. and blahblah i told her i didnt have my current insurance card on me i jus thave the one from nationwide and she was like oh its no big deal how about i just get your number? haha it was weird. so as im copying down her entire insurance card she is there with her phone open just taking my cellphone number. i decided to be a nice kid and not give her a ticket becasue if i rear ended someone i wouldnt want me to do that but trust me, if she was mean instead of stupid then heck yes i would have.
oh well. her car had a cracked license plate cover and mine just had a few scratches from where it broke against my bumper but since its a white car you cant tell. hopefully theres nothing wrong with it on the inside though, that would suck.
okay the end.

let me just say

that not only is it my birthday...buuut its also my 100th post. and no, i did not plan that. haha

thank you, tornado.

so my miracle for today is that i didnt park in the place i usually do.
last night we got our part of the tornado from oklahoma i guess..we have this big heavy wooden bench outside and it pushed it a couple feet and our recycling bin is literally a quarter of a mile away. at lesat. we can see it waaayy in the distance.
well i went outside to make sure my car was still there and that it wasnt in alabama and as i was walking in the parking lot place tht i park it the car across from mine had glass ALLLLL around it. i guess a rock or something flew at their window and broke it (this happened to 2 other cars onour street) so im glad that 1. it didnt happen to me, and all i had to do was pull shingles off of mine and 2. that i didnt park near it so i didnt have to drive in the glass.