These are the things i'm continuing to do..

so basically since my life consists of popping pills and sititng on the couch i figure i might as well record this goofy stories of what is happening to me.
Lets start with yesterday morning. It is 6 o clock and i wake up and i woke my mom up asking her if i could have more vicodin (my theory is its better to keep up than catch up on pain meds) so she gives it to me and i lay back down but i dont feel tired yet so i turn on my tv and power rangers is on..they havce some new one called power rangers RPM whatevfer that means. but i thought it was the BEST show of my life ...by now the vicodin had obviously kicked in. and i forced myself to stay up and watch it, i thought it was soo freaking interesting..like cars fly out of their stomachs now and stuff..but at the end it said To Be Continued...and i was piiiissedd so once i got over my intial anger of them not finishing what was probably the best show of my lifetime and i came up with the best idea ever. i decided that when i woke up i would set our DVR to tape every single Power Rangers RPM that was going to play for the next 2 weeks. It wasn't until i woke up and the drugs had worn off for the most part that i eralized that watching this above the influence was probably going to be a lot less cool.
then later i was laying on the couch and it was time for more of the meds so mo gave them to me and about 10 minutes later i was like 'mo these are good times. dont you love good times? we're sitting here, changing our lives by watching oprah. we're laying here..we can sleep. we can chill. we are eating creamsicles. we can just have good times. lets do the macarena mo. want to do the macarena? i'll do it with you mo. because there are good times' hahah so yes, i did the macarena. mo didnt. but i knew she wanted to...deep inside.

this morning i woke up at 730 and went and got 2 vicodin which i havent taken since the last time i wrote in this...becasue it made me shaky and nauseous. but seriously the pain was soo bad this morning and i didnt know why. so i took the medicine..and when i woke back up at 11 i had blood on my teeth. which i dont think is supposed to happen. so i put those guaze things back in my mouth and let me tell you, that is EVEN MORE disgusting when you aren't on anesthesia. because they are so dry. and they just sit in your mouth. doing nothing but soaking it up. and there was some blood. my mom thinks maybe i grind my teeth in my sleep which is ripping up my mouth. who knoowws. hopefully it goes away...like now. because its gross and i have to work tomorrow. :(