these are the things i know.

today i went to get my wisdom teeth out. i met my doctor and we went back into the room and he was talking to me and i told him iwas going to byui and he was like no way i went there! shocking. EVERY SINGLE dentist in the history of dentists are mormon. so i talked to him about that for alittle bit and he put the IV in. then he said he was going to go get his boss, then his boss came in and he goes
"you have a bandaid on your finger..what happened?"
me: i cut it on a pudding cup.
him: im going to put a sedative in your IV in a second okay?
me: (my vision got really blurry..iti felt like i was shaking my head really fast) whoa. this feels strange (oh and let me just add that my head is not even against the headrest, im still half sitting up.)
him: seriously? on a pudding cup?
and next thing i know i am in a completely different room and FREEZING. there is a girl next to me who just got her wisdom teeth out i guess and her dad is there reading over some paper. i guess he glanced up at me and thought i was having a seizure because i was violently shaking. seriuosly. so he like raises his voices and hes like "EXCUSE ME!! umm nurse???? i think this girl over here needs you!!!" so the nurse comes over and asks whats going on and all i could say was 'im cold.' so i think the dad was kind of embarassed, but i dont blame him. it felt like i was having a seizure.
i had these longs guaze things coming from my mouth and they kept dripping blood on my clothes (oh and let me add, my outfit was dannng cute haha) so the nurse had to change them like 8 times in 5 minutes. it was disgusting. Oh and this is kinda funny...they had to take my glasses off to do the surgery and when we were getting ready to leave i remembered that i needed them..but my voice was really high and scratchy cuase they had to put a tube down my throat so i tried to say it but the nurse didnt know what i was talking about so i made two circles with my fingers and held them up to my eyes so she would know thats what i needed...and when i brought my hands up to my face i hit my glasses. hahah. she told me someone picked me up and carried me to the different room and then put my glasses on my face for me.
then we walekd out and got as far as the lobby before i had to sit down again. meanwhile i still have these guaze htings coming out of my mouth and im stillw aking up from anesthesia so everyone in the lobby stared at me and i think they were scared because as i stood back up i locked arms with my mom and started singing 'we're off to see the wizaaarddd' not even kidding :)
then we went to walmart to get all of these prescriptions but i didnt want to wait in the car so iw ent inside and sat infront of the pharamcy..i cant even tell you how disgusting the guaze is, you put it in and literallly within 2 minutes they are SOAKED. mostly with spit because you cant swallow and obviously its just going to soak up whatever is in there. so next thing you know you have bloody spit dripping on you (because the guaze sticks out a good 2 inches from your mouth making it easier to put in and take out) good times.
i think thats the worst part. it makes me nauseous and i stood over the sink with my mouth open and blood literally just pours out. its sick. so i drank gatorade from a bowl..with a spoon. and ate pudding. the end. for now. Now i am going to go becasue this vikodin is kicking in and my heart is racing and im really shaky.
sorry this was so long but i guess ti makes up for all the days i havent writtenanything.