chicka chicka boom boom will there be enough room?

so basically i cant wash for my hair for 3 days and since its so smooth and shiny and healthy feeling i keep running my fingers thru it. Now im scared it will get greasy so im trying to text and type as much as possible to distract my hands from making their way up to my not-so-lion-looking hair.
i could fill you guys in with some more good finds.
we are doing an american eagle and express print ad so we are saving everything from those brands that we get in and keeping them in the back so in two weeks when we put the stuff out there willl be a TON of it. did i mention that they are fall clothes? hellllloooo we look good in fall clothes! and ive never bought anythng from express because they are soo expensive, but they make really good sweaters and we are selling them for 12.99 so im thinkng about scooping one of those up. but seriously the american eagle section = heaven. i dont need anymore hoodies, but you have no idea how tempting it is when they are only 14.99. which means theyll only be 12 with my discount. holy smokes. but im practicing self control in the hoodie department becuase we got in an american eagle pea coat thats like a dark gray color, and its only going to be $16.00 for me cause of our 20% off day. seriously, it would be like 70-100 in the store. annndd im getting one of those huge poofy winter coats for only 16.00 also.
its amazing.
oh and those booties i bought everyone were only 99 CENTS. probably like 6 or 8.50 at american eagle.
marshalls is where its at, yo.

i feel like a straight person.

BEFORE:

soo heres my story of the day. next to marshalls there is this hair school like merrell in jeff. so i called there to see if they do hair relaxers (yeah go ahead and roll your eyes and start preaching about how i'll regret it.) and the girl says yes and blahblah so today is my only day off and im sooo tired of straightening my hair for an hour and a half everyday, especially since its summer and humid and too short to be curly.

so i decide to go there. and i walk up to the front desk where two of the most stereotypical hair dressers are and i tellt hem i want to getmy hair relaxed, and one girl actually starts laughing. so i automatically tell her my hair was straightened at the time cause i know you arent supposed to wash it for at least 24 hours before. then she calls her mentor person over (who is white) and is like oh no. we cant do a relaxer on you because you are caucasian. and i just look at her. are you freaking kidding me????? isnt that like reverse discriminatoin?? this is 2008. and she is like how curly is your hair and i tell her its like having black girl hair. and she is like yeah i think we have the same texture. no. we. dont. so i tell her that because now she is being annoying. her hair was like.....well i cant think of someone we all lknow but its the kind hair that its only curly if they use a ton of hairspray and then its all crispy and gross. so then she tells me again that they dont do it on white people so i leave.

thats the readers digest version cause trust me it was a too long conversation.

so i go and complain to my friends at work and then they are like why dont you go to Fiesta? and by now im desparate cuase im going to an amusement park where my hair will get wet and i dont want it to be ridiculous. so i call the girl and explain to her that i AM white, but still want a relaxer and shes like um yeah why wouldnt we do it? so then i go in and tell my long dramatic stoy to the Fiesta manager and she freaks out about how stupid that is and blahblahblah. so they decide to do some other thing to my hair, instead of relaxing it. i cant remember what its called, but it does the same thing, only it repairs past damage at the same time. i was there from 1-630. seriously.

buuuuut i LOOOVVEEE it. its soo freaking soft and shiney. and wonderful. haha. when it was finished i was like whoaa i feel like a straight person now!!! except i meant a person with straight hair. ha i got some strange looks for that one.

here are weird pictures.

oh and did i mention this isnt even with a hot iron? just a quick blow dry? my life rocks.

booties.

i bought you guys (marcie and chelsee) these for winter. they are slippers..kinda.
theyre american eagle, and i think they are soo cute. but if you dont then say something cause i return them. oh and in the picture with all the crap on the floor, i have the right one on side ways which is why the poofballs are on the same side...

where a humble boys prayer was answered.

yeah, i stole that off a keychain i bought. im not that creative.

anywho. here are some pictures..

This is the sacred grove.

This is the tree of life. and someones head.

a house.

since it was so dark, it looked like the angels were literally floating. (my flash kinda ruined it)there were more than 800 cast members and this is most of them on stage as the beginning music played.

it rained....while we were waiting for the show to start. like big time.

this is what the stage looks like. i think its soo stinking rad. it can shoot fire, annndd water. oh and that guy that looks like he has bread growing on his head is the king. They set up 9000 (yes nine thousand chairs) al the cast members walked around to greet you...and hand you papers to fill out about people you think would be interested in the church.

APPARENTLY i suck at life...

either that or just driving, cause i definitely failed.
i was backing out of that mess of manueverability and i got really close to a cone...but didnt hit it but then the side of the car kinda knocked it over. i should have blamed it on the wind. it was a lot more confusing than i thought. and i guess im not the only one who thinks that cause they make you stare at this picture so you'll know what to do.
my instructor was REALLLLLY rude. and im not just saying that cause im bitter, im for real. i walked up to her and said hi how are you? and she just stared at me. then filled out my paper work and evn though she had just wrtten my name she yelled ASHLEY? so i looked at her with a hopeful smile and said alyssa? to make sure she was talkinga bout me and she said and i freaking quote 'yeah..i guess. they both have s's. its just a name.' she didnt apologie or anything. it was so strange. then we went outside and we were walking to the car and i said 'i was praying it wasnt going to rain today!' and i got zeerrroo response.
then after i knocked the cone over i automatically failed the whole thing but she asked if i wanted to do the driving part so isaid yes cause if you pass that then youdont have to take that section again...eveen though i got a perfect score so it wouldnt have mattered. and she was like ok. but dont hit anything!
who the smack says that?
if i get her next time i take the test ill probably be sooo tempted to ask for someone else. but i guess i better try and undertand the cone layout better first. i was so close to being done too. lame. oh well. im sleeping now.

sdjfa;f

my heart is going like 396 beats per 3 seconds. i have about an hour and a half til we have to leave. ive been up since 5 freaking out about it. ughh and of course ive been on yahoo answers and everyones question is 'how can i pass the cone section of the ohio driving test?' soooper.

oohhh girl.

tomorow i take my drivers test. so everyone better pray, cross your fingers, do dances, or whatever works...cause i realllllly just want to get it. if i dont pass then i have to wait a week before i can try again.
and ohio is weird they dont do parallel parking (which i would rather do) they do manueverability which is where they pretend its a two car garage but you only go through in one lane. they had it at the range in jeff and i messed up pretty bad my teacher kept screaming i wasrunning over an imaginary bush. oh joy. and everyone always says they fail it. i just want to get it..tomorrow. at 245.