and dont you love how greasy my hair looks??
coooool.
Saturday, March 22, 2008
easterrrr.
okay here are pictures of my new hair! i chose the one you could see it best in, but its probably a let down cause you can't see the full affect...i'll put it up probably tomorrow so you can see the for real change..
i know this picture looks awkward and incredibly posed, but i told chels that i bought skinny jeans (which is right up there with those unforgiveable sins) but i bought them ONLY so i could wear them with my uggs and i wouldnt have to tuck my jeans in and have it be uncomfortable. dont worry. your fashion icon hasnt failed you :)
oh and the egg is green and i put reinforcers for the eyes so they would be huge and i gave him puffy cheeks so it would look like he is about to baarf, but the flash kinda ruined that. oh well. more pictures sooon yo.
Saturday, March 8, 2008
welcome to ohio.
fifteen inches at noon and its still snowing.
we closed marshalls five hours early yesterday. and they are giving people tickets who are driving.
curazy.
we closed marshalls five hours early yesterday. and they are giving people tickets who are driving.
curazy.
Thursday, March 6, 2008
repeat (repeat)
so today at work someone called to ask me a question. our conversation went like this:
me: hi, this is alyssa what can i do for you
her: hello alyssa thisi margaret from (insert companys name that i dont care about)
me: how are you?
her: im good how are you?
me: great. how are you? (long pause) oh wait.
haha oh jeeez im retarded so then she asks
her: do you guys carry any golf bags?
(i know we dont but i feel stupid for sounding so cheerful and repeting something i just said 2 seconds before, so i just want to get away from the phone and laugh at myself..plus it was awkward)
me: let me go check.....
okay sorry, we dont carry golfbags BUT we do carry golf-cooolers.
--this is the part where she should have said..why the smack would i care about golf cooolers??? you can get those anywhere, plus thats not what i asked!!!
but instead she is nice and says
her: oh um okay..well i dont tink we'll be needing those..thanks though!
me: hi, this is alyssa what can i do for you
her: hello alyssa thisi margaret from (insert companys name that i dont care about)
me: how are you?
her: im good how are you?
me: great. how are you? (long pause) oh wait.
haha oh jeeez im retarded so then she asks
her: do you guys carry any golf bags?
(i know we dont but i feel stupid for sounding so cheerful and repeting something i just said 2 seconds before, so i just want to get away from the phone and laugh at myself..plus it was awkward)
me: let me go check.....
okay sorry, we dont carry golfbags BUT we do carry golf-cooolers.
--this is the part where she should have said..why the smack would i care about golf cooolers??? you can get those anywhere, plus thats not what i asked!!!
but instead she is nice and says
her: oh um okay..well i dont tink we'll be needing those..thanks though!
Wednesday, March 5, 2008
put on your comfy sweats and grab a pillow
because this will most likely be boring..but i think maybe by writing i can be an example to all of you.
i couldtell you about work yesterday.
10-2. practically nobody came in for the most part. usually after you clock in you walk up to the front desk and it has your break schedule andsometimes a to-do sheet from a supervisor. well neither of those things were up there so i basically walked around and tried cleaninga little bit but since it was so early there wasnt much to clean. there are those bar things on a wall to hang hats and it was a huge mess though, cause nobody ever gts brave enough to clean it. but ladies and gentleman I CLEANED IT. and it looked amazing..yeah i put all the brands together and made it look pretty much fabulous. will it be messed up tomorrow when i go back in? definitely. will my supervisor not get a chance to see it until its messed up? most likely.
so after like an hour of doing nothing i happened to glance up at the desk and see that clipboard and Aly, my supervisor, left me a trillion things to do. the first thing was "put out mens basics"
so i went in the back hoping to see one of those bi tupperwares full of socks and underwear but no. guess how many there were??
SIX. all of them full to the top. and just so you get an idea they are like the size of those storage tupperwares plus a half.
so i think crap. and i start pushing those puppies out. i got thru 3 of them before some chinese lady called my name and said i had to cover her in the fitting room. probably the most boring 15 minutes of my life. so i ran and got some dr. suess books. i as really dissapointed to know t hat dr. suess only wrote one out of the six i grabbed. what the smack? that cats face is on all of them! holy depression mode.
anyway so that lady came back and i kept trying to put more and more stuff out. there was only one bin i didnt get to which i think is pretty good. especiallysince i had to answer this old ladys clal about a limegreen one piece in a size 18. haha oh jeeez. thas not my section so i had to run around lookig for swimsuits. i didnt find the one she wanted but i found one similar and i think she really appreciated my services. :)
then i left.
and now i go bck tomorrow to work 5 hours....which means recovery basically the entire time. oh joy.
NOW..do as im doing..follow folllow me.
i couldtell you about work yesterday.
10-2. practically nobody came in for the most part. usually after you clock in you walk up to the front desk and it has your break schedule andsometimes a to-do sheet from a supervisor. well neither of those things were up there so i basically walked around and tried cleaninga little bit but since it was so early there wasnt much to clean. there are those bar things on a wall to hang hats and it was a huge mess though, cause nobody ever gts brave enough to clean it. but ladies and gentleman I CLEANED IT. and it looked amazing..yeah i put all the brands together and made it look pretty much fabulous. will it be messed up tomorrow when i go back in? definitely. will my supervisor not get a chance to see it until its messed up? most likely.
so after like an hour of doing nothing i happened to glance up at the desk and see that clipboard and Aly, my supervisor, left me a trillion things to do. the first thing was "put out mens basics"
so i went in the back hoping to see one of those bi tupperwares full of socks and underwear but no. guess how many there were??
SIX. all of them full to the top. and just so you get an idea they are like the size of those storage tupperwares plus a half.
so i think crap. and i start pushing those puppies out. i got thru 3 of them before some chinese lady called my name and said i had to cover her in the fitting room. probably the most boring 15 minutes of my life. so i ran and got some dr. suess books. i as really dissapointed to know t hat dr. suess only wrote one out of the six i grabbed. what the smack? that cats face is on all of them! holy depression mode.
anyway so that lady came back and i kept trying to put more and more stuff out. there was only one bin i didnt get to which i think is pretty good. especiallysince i had to answer this old ladys clal about a limegreen one piece in a size 18. haha oh jeeez. thas not my section so i had to run around lookig for swimsuits. i didnt find the one she wanted but i found one similar and i think she really appreciated my services. :)
then i left.
and now i go bck tomorrow to work 5 hours....which means recovery basically the entire time. oh joy.
NOW..do as im doing..follow folllow me.
Tuesday, March 4, 2008
just a reminder...
on sunday i will be turning 18...that is march 9th.
feel free to check back and look at this often so you dont forget, bc no, i will not forgive you.
feel free to check back and look at this often so you dont forget, bc no, i will not forgive you.
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