oh bummer. but wait...sweet yo!

i havent posted since thursday and now that even chels is poppin out the blogs i feel like a slacker. (meant to be a compliment)
and since i have nothing interesting to say im going to show you guys a list i made of things that when they happen you think man.. this was so unneccesary! and then a list of things where they happen and youre like "sweet yo." ...this is just a few, if it is enjoyed then ill occasionally keep them coming
oh bummer:
1.You have chapped lips and you whip out your chapstick to apply some but when u open it you realize that half of it is stuck inside the cap therefore it is useless
2.trying to open a door, then realizing its push, not pull.
3.Your walking down the longest hall at school when no one is really around but all the way down the hall you see someone you sort of know, and it ends up being a 20 second awkward moment of trying to decide whether or not to say hello, or trying to avoid making eye contact.
4.You tell a funny story but it ends with “I guess u had to be there" --story of my life
5.You take a nap during the day, and you’re kind of up but not really and someone calls your phone 10 times and its on vibrate on your desk and makes that awful noise that forces you to get up.
6.Your taking a scantron test in school and you don’t have a pencil so the teacher gives you one. then you mess up and try to erase but it is one of those crappy hard plastic erasers that just smudge everything.
7.You say how’s it going to some one and they respond with “not bad you" and u say “not bad you" and there is an awkward silence because you are retarded.
8.Your in a public bathroom u wash ur hands and u go to dry them and they only have that air blower thing which does absolutely nothing except be obnoxiously loud.
9.When you put a nice blob of toothpaste on ur toothbrush u put a little water on it an just before u go to brush your teeth the blob falls off.
10.halfway through a nice shower you realize you left your towel in your bedroom
11. when someone asks you for a piece of gum and then five other people hear and they ask you too.
12.responding with "you too" where it clearly doesnt apply....like when someone says something like "good luck at college" and you reply "thanks you too" even tho they are like 50 and obviously dont go to college or when a waitor says "enjoy your food" and you respond with "thanks, you too"
13.when you're pouring ketchup and the red gross water comes out first
14.When you open a pudding or a yogurt and the seal doesnt rip off all the way so you have to reach under and pull it off but then you get all sticky.
15. When somebody asks you the answer to number 7 on your test and u look down and realize that its a paragraph and u just look at them and say what the smack do u want me to do?!
16. when you get a soda and its a really cool promotion contest, but when you open the cap, its a bunch of letters and numbers and you have to go online to try to redeem it, which no one has ever done.
17.when you try to rip a tag off a new piece of clothing...and only the paper tag rips off, so you have that annoying plastic thing still sticking through..and you can't find scissors.
18. When you're on the internet and you're trying to load a page and it's taking forever so you figure you'll just refresh the page and all will be good but right before you press the refresh button the page loads. but its just too late.
19.When you put on a coat and it rolls up the sleeves of you shirt

Sweet Yo!
1. That happy feeling you get when you eat a really big meal and you feel all tired and lazy.
2. Going to see a movie that you expected to be bad, but your friends dragged you to anyway, and being pleasantly surprised that it turned out to be really good.
3. Finally being able to pee after you held it in for really, really long.
4. Picking one day not to do your homework cause you were just too tired, and then the teacher forgets to check it on that same day
5. Free stuff!
6. Flipping through channels and finding that your favorite movie of all time is just about to start.
7.When people give you 1 of the 2 best compliments possible (you smell good, or youre a good listener hah)
8. Getting a letter in the mail that doesn't happen to be a bill, junk mail, or a death threat.
9. Freaking out for days about a test, thinking you failed it, and ultimately experiencing the relief of getting an A on it. Then after it happens, you just kind of sit there with your mouth open and wonder how you got so good at making crap up.
10. Making someone else cry because they are laughing so hard.
11.Beating minesweeper or solitaire.
12. Getting 11 chicken fries instead of 10
13. Being bummed that you're done eating a pack of gushers but then reaching in and finding a couple more left...and they aren't all squished and mooshy
14. when you're holding something and you almost drop it, but you catch it right as it's about to hit the floor.
15.Two words: new socks.

i think you should make a list now too.